Bad Writing

So, recently on my friend Lacy's blog there was this wonderfully fun sounding game mentioned that I just couldn't resist trying out! On Life with a Little One and More, Jenners decided to create some fun games for us to join in on. Why not join the fun yourself?

Bad Writing is the title of this first game, and our objective is to come up with some really bad first sentences to an imaginary book. Any kind of book you want! It sounded like such fun, so I had to have a go at it!

So... here's what I came up with. Believe me when I say I didn't spend a whole lotta time on these.

So... YOU ate my chocolate cookie!! - from "The Endtimes" by Chocoholics Anonymous

Once upon a time... well, ok, it wasn't actually upon a time, it was more like a long time ago, except that it never actually REALLY happened because this is a fictional story, so it couldn't have been in a time or place or age that actually existed except maybe in our dreams or our minds, although that if that is the case than you would have already seen this story... - from "The Historically Correct Fairytale" by Fartoo Literally

I was born in a factory a long way from here. I'm not sure how I came to be in this box, or why I am to view all these people from behind the plastic prison I am contained in. I cannot move. I cannot speak. They have made me solid, frozen me. Many strange two legged beings pass by me, and I often see the smaller ones stop and point and make such strange noises. I have heard many horror stories of my people losing ears and heads because of these strange beings. I wonder... what is to be my fate? - "Autobiography" by Chocolate Bunny

Ok, so mine are more corny than funny, but oh well. I'm kinda tired and nursing a headache so they sure seem funny to me!