Through Little Eyes

I've been wanting to post another one of these for months now, and I just haven't taken the time.  Let's see if I can remember everything I wanted to put here...

Through the Eyes of my Son

-Hats are great chew toys... and the last place they belong is on my head!
-If I am in my highchair, I get food.  And if I want food, I must get it NOW or SCREAM the ears off of everyone in the near vicinity.
-If hungry, cry while standing near the highchair.  Food will appear magically.
-Standing by myself is a punishment.  It's ok if I have something to hold onto, but if anyone makes me stand and then leaves me, I must cry to show my displeasure... but heaven forbid I fall on my bum!
-Everything goes in the mouth.  That's just the way it is.  If you don't want it drooled on, don't put it anywhere I can reach... and don't let me see where you put it either, or I will cry for it anyway.
-If my big sister can eat it, so can I.
-Bathtubs are for splashing.  Sinks are for splashing.  If you don't want a bath yourself, stay away.
-Mud tastes good.
-Bugs taste good.
-Grass tastes good.
-Rocks taste good.
-Music means 'shake your bum'.
-Buttons are fun!  I will push any button that I can reach, be it remote, laptop, car keys, phone... even better if something happens when I push it.
-Is that fruit?  GIMME GIMME SCREAM!
-Walk?  Are you kidding me?  I'm much cuter on all fours.
-Wave 'bye bye' and smile 'hello'
-Puppies = 'awooooo' (thanks Aunty J for that one, haha)
-Toys in baskets?  Throw all over the floor.  Toys laying around?  Empty basket?  Put them inside.

My son is learning to say please now.  As of yesterday I've been trying to get more communication from him besides wailing.  He makes an 'sss' sound for 'please'.  He also took his first steps yesterday!  It was out of nowhere.  I knew he could already, he just refused to.  I was holding him, standing upright, and removed my hands, and he held my knees, then let go and walked 3 steps before grabbing my arms and laughing!  I'm so proud!

Through the Eyes of my Daughter

-Chins that have little clefts in them are 'bums'.  I guess they resemble each other?
-Chairs are meant to be pushed everywhere.  And every box is a table we must put our chair next to and climb.
-Brothers are NOT to play with the same toys as sisters... especially if it's on the table.  "No!  Mine!  Go way, *brother's name*"
-'Pooping' is anything that involves whatever is covered by diaper.  'Potty' is where you sit and have stories read to you.  Farting is funny.
-We must spend all our time 'outside'.  Or at grandma's house.  Or at Aunty J's. 
-Whenever we go to the chiropractor, we must 'play new toys'.  When we leave, we hear 'I yant new sticker, peese'.
-Anything that shows your bellybutton is 'bellydancing'.  Music?  Bellydancing.  Jingly clothes?  Bellydancing.
-Mommy is supposed to exercise when the tv is on.  That's just how it is.  And if mommy is exercising and daddy comes in and does different exercises than what is on the tv, it's 'no, daddy!  NO".  Plus, it's fun to copy mommy while exercising.
-Everything that is broken, mommy can fix.  Even booboos.
-If we're frustrated we say 'come ON'
-If our brother is too loud, we say 'EEE NUFF'
-We must 'get dwessed' right away when we wake up.
-If someone is barefoot, we must exclaim 'look!  No wearing socks!"
-If we want to be by ourselves ... 'Go way, mommy, daddy, peese, go away'
-When hungry, we go through the list of favorites... "umm, copcorn?  Jelly beans?  Mo mos (marshmallows)?  Um, chocate bar?  Candy cereal?  Cheerios?"
-Sharing isn't hard, as long as I have one, too.
-Pirates say 'arrrr' and turtles say 'dude' (thanks to Disney world... the pirate rides and the 'Turtle talk with Crush')
-If I am supposed to remove my clothes, I must grunt in frustration and say 'mommy, help'.  Since mommy isn't helping me all the time anymore, I must continue to make frustrated sounds until the pants are off my bum, and then try to push them over the toes of my feet until mommy shows me, each time, to push them off my heels first.
-Whenever I do something new, I must exclaim "I did it!"
-'Mommy, I potty'.  -"Well, let's go to the potty, then"  -"No, tank ooo.  I yant new kitty kat diaper"
-Whenever I cry, I must have a 'keenex'.  Every. Single. Time.  Even if no tears came. (ever since I used a Kleenex to wipe her face from sweat while in Disney, this is something we hear every time there is any liquid anywhere on her face).

My lil girl can stay dry most of the day... granted, she is holding it the whole time.  She will sit on the potty for up to an hour (I can't leave her there any longer than that, but yes, we've done a whole hour before) and do nothing until minutes after I put the diaper back on her.  She knows when she has to go, and when she has gone, but it's just getting her to go on the potty that is difficult.  She has a few times now, and I'm so proud of her each time, she wants to do it again.  I'm not sure how to help her figure out how to 'go' though.

Disney had an impression on her.  She still talks about seeing Mickey and Mermaid, and wanting to visit them again.  And that Tinkerbell gave her a kiss.

I'll be honest, I am getting a bit tired of having her ask me to 'help' with everything.  She can do a lot of things herself, already, but she wants me to do it instead.  I've been forcing her to do it herself with my supervision (like cleaning up books, taking off pants, socks, jackets and shoes, and fixing her own blanket), but she still cries and gets all frustrated.  I'm not sure how to deal with it right now, especially since I've been so irritable lately.  Ah well.  We'll figure it all out eventually.  She can open doors, too, she just refuses to.  Has to sit in her room and wail until I come up, and then informs me that she's been crying all calmly.  I wonder if she does it for attention more than anything else, lately.  It wasn't much of an issue before.

That concludes another "Through Little Eyes".  I hope to do this more regularly.  Maybe even monthly, since the kids are doing all sorts of strange things lately.  We'll see.  I need to get on here and blog more often.